Accident Free Days
It has been said that Todd is accident prone when off on an activity such as an extended vacation or sabbatical, or swim in the ocean. It has more recently come to light that Sue is not immune to deleterious effects of moderately hazardous events. To make sure that we gain a healthy respect for possibly statistically avoidable downtime, both at home and abroad, we have posted an accident free days chart - similar to those that you would see at a GM automobile factory or BP petroleum refinery. We are constantly striving to better our previous record of time between debilitations, thereby enhancing our lifestyle of regular mobility and activity. We hope that you can find support here for your move to an accident free lifestyle as well.
The statistical grouping of accident charts indicates Poisson clumping - meaning, people tend to underestimate the existence of grouping within a random sample...
Accident Free Days
(Tracking since Jan 8, 2002)
Previous Record:
344 days
following over the handle bars incident
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Last accident:
March 4, 2009
Swimming pool, slippery stairs, road rash and bruises
Recent Accidents:
- February 15, 2009
Angry wine glass, 1 pint of blood, leaky thumb
- August 20, 2008
Possibly broken little toe, damaged in a bar brawl.
- August 16, 2008
Bookcase to the foot arch
- August 13, 2008
Another unassisted faceplant and nice fat lip
- August 6, 2008
Unassisted faceplant and nice fat lip
- August 4, 2008
Head lump and slice while polishing the floor
- July 20, 2008
Braining by an improperly placed tree limb
- July 20, 2008
Silent spider attack while minding own business
- September 3, 2007
Ear and head mashing when Russ deserted his post
- September 3, 2007
knuckle crunch from improperly wielded hammer
- August 8, 2007
Knee mashing on purely vindictive bed frame
- July 3, 2007
Thumb flaying with crappy cheese plane
- June 28, 2007
Knuckle splitting with well honed cleaver
- May 29, 2007
Wiley E Coyote head lump after ottoman head dive
- October 14, 2006
Fingertip removal with well honed cleaver
- October 1, 2006
leg stabbing with rusty nail during massive rubbish removal
- September 9, 2006
foot to knee shin mashing and bloodletting whilst decking
- July 24, 2006
Gus instigated bookstore foot-wound
- June 30, 2006
toe-stubbing and nail-lifting on afforementioned door stopper
- June 28, 2006
tree-induced head-braining whilst hiking with Gus
- February 1, 2006
blistering sunburn due inadequate innate pigmentation
- January 31, 2006
Wipeout exiting ancient library
- July 27, 2005
the completion of the Augustus incident
- May 28, 2005
Toe gouge from improperly ground ceramic tile
- May 23, 2005
Weed whacker and leg fracas
- December 31, 2004
Broken tooth - pizza related
- December 26, 2004
Massive leg bruising and slicing, and near freezing from Gulf Island kayak roll-over
- December 25, 2004
Foot pulping and bleeding from inappropriately placed door stopper
- July 14, 2004
Entirely unprovoked, bloody shin-attack by Louis chair
- August 6, 2003
hand shredding from active transit panic
- June 7, 2003
over the handle bars and and far away
- March 13, 2003
Toe evisceration by lethal laundry basket
- January 19, 2546
Head gouge on low slung sign
- December 31, 2545
tail pipe burn on a rental hog
- December 30, 2545
head wound from long tail boat motor housing
- Boxing Day, 2545
dual road rashes with matching gravel
- December 25, 2545
Hand slices on cliffside bivalves
- November 20, 2545
Hand burn on flaming shot-glass
- November 1, 2545
Significant Sunburn, Debilitating Heat Rash and Dehydration
- October 19, 2545
Massive 48 hour fever
- September 16, 2545
Ear Infection
- September 1, 2545
Moderate Braining
- August 11, 2545
Dog Bite
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