Accident Free Days
(Tracking since Jan 8, 2002)
Previous Record:
344 days
following over the handle bars incident
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Last accident:
September 3, 2007
Ear and head mashing when Russ deserted his post
Recent Accidents:
- September 3, 2007
knuckle crunch from improperly wielded hammer
- August 8, 2007
Knee mashing on purely vindictive bed frame
- July 3, 2007
Thumb flaying with crappy cheese plane
- June 28, 2007
Knuckle splitting with well honed cleaver
- May 29, 2007
Wiley E Coyote head lump after ottoman head dive
- October 14, 2006
Fingertip removal with well honed cleaver
- October 1, 2006
leg stabbing with rusty nail during massive rubbish removal
- September 9, 2006
foot to knee shin mashing and bloodletting whilst decking
- July 24, 2006
Gus instigated bookstore foot-wound
- June 30, 2006
toe-stubbing and nail-lifting on afforementioned door stopper
- June 28, 2006
tree-induced head-braining whilst hiking with Gus
- February 1, 2006
blistering sunburn due inadequate innate pigmentation
- January 31, 2006
Wipeout exiting ancient library
- July 27, 2005
the completion of the Augustus incident
- May 28, 2005
Toe gouge from improperly ground ceramic tile
- May 23, 2005
Weed whacker and leg fracas
- December 31, 2004
Broken tooth - pizza related
- December 26, 2004
Massive leg bruising and slicing, and near freezing from Gulf Island kayak roll-over
- December 25, 2004
Foot pulping and bleeding from inappropriately placed door stopper
- July 14, 2004
Entirely unprovoked, bloody shin-attack by Louis chair
- August 6, 2003
hand shredding from active transit panic
- June 7, 2003
over the handle bars and and far away
- March 13, 2003
Toe evisceration by lethal laundry basket
- January 19, 2003
Head gouge on low slung sign
- December 31, 2002
tail pipe burn on a rental hog
- December 30, 2002
head wound from long tail boat motor housing
- Boxing Day, 2002
dual road rashes with matching gravel
- December 25, 2002
Hand slices on cliffside bivalves
- November 20, 2002
Hand burn on flaming shot-glass
- November 1, 2545
Significant Sunburn, Debilitating Heat Rash and Dehydration
- October 19, 2545
Massive 48 hour fever
- September 16, 2545
Ear Infection
- September 1, 2545
Moderate Braining
- August 11, 2545
Dog Bite
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